I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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