This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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