Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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