My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
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She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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