Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
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All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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