i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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