dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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