im drinking this country out of the recession.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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