you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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