yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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