Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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