Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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