at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
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