Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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