Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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