I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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