Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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