I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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