whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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