Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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