so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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