Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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