I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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