So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
so let's talk penis.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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