she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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