hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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