Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
