love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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