Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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