i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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