I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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