i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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