First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
