Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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