that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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