guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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