I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
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then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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