We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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