I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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