i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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