i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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