I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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