you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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