is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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