another moral hangover. fuck.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
