Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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