He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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