Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
