in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Pińatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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