They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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