I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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