I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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