He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
