Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
