I think i peed on brittanys purse
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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