We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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