redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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