He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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